Vocabulary?

March 10th 2011

I find it amusing that two Philadelphia defenders have accused me of being xenophobic. Merriam-Webster defines xenophobia as “fear and hatred of strangers or foreigners or of anything that is strange or foreign”.

Hmmm.

I accept being called an angry bitch but xenophobic? I honestly can not see how anything I’ve written on this blog can possibly be interpreted as xenophobic. Yet it seems as though many Philly natives have a touch of xenophobic tendencies themselves. Along with poor reading comprehension and vocabulary.

Understand what a word means before you use it. Good rule of thumb in life.

On another note…..here’s an incident that has stayed with me…..

Before I moved to Philadelphia, I had a co-worker who was a Philly native. One day another co-worker caught her daydreaming and said “You look pensive”. The Philly girl’s response was “No, I’m just thinking”.

Duh?

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What people Google

March 6th 2011

This blog is just a little venting board for me. After my initial rant-fest when I first started this site, I haven’t done a whole lot with it. Not enough time or desire. But once in a while I check out what search terms people use to find this site. Here’s a little sampling:

why are people mean in philly
why are philadelphians so rude
crazy drivers in philadelphia
philadelphia full of ignorant people
gross food from philadelphia
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philadelphians are rude
why are people in philadelphia mean
philadelphia unfriendly people
why is philadelphia ugly
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dangerous driving philly
why are philadelphia people mean
why is philadelphia awful to live in
shitty in philadelphia
i hate philadelphia fans
why are people from philadelphia douches
hate my fucked up neighbors philadelphia
philly sports fans are so disgusting
why are people from Philadelphia such assholes
low class people philadelphia

This lovely list is one of the things that shows me that I’m really not the only one who feels this way. I’m just the one writing about it.

I can’t wait to get out of here.

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Eagles fans vandalize Packers fans car

January 11th 2011

http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-philadelphia-eagles-fans-vandalize20110110,0,1905189.story

Lehigh Valley professor learns lesson about rooting against Eagles

Wisconsin native Craig Coenen says Eagles fans lived up to their reputation and vandalized his car outside the Linc.

By Tracy Jordan, OF THE MORNING CALL
6:25 a.m. EST, January 11, 2011

A college professor from Lower Macungie Township who wrote a book about the first 50 years of the NFL knew Philly fans had a reputation for mistreating visiting fans, but the Wisconsin native said he didn’t know how bad it could be until he went to the Eagles game Sunday.

Craig Coenen and his father, Peter Coenen, left Lincoln Financial Field jubilant after watching their beloved Green Bay Packers defeat the Eagles in the NFC wild card playoff game.

“We were just thinking about how nice a day it was and it was a good memory,” Peter Coenen said. “Then I looked up and said, ‘Oh my God.’ ”

His son’s Toyota Camry had been stomped on, kicked and beaten (kind of like the Eagles). Fans tore out the windshield wipers and motors and used them to scratch the paint, broke off the side mirrors and left footprints and dents on the hood, trunk and roof.

“It was just drunk, obnoxious Eagles fans,” Craig Coenen said Monday after getting a repair estimate of $2,163. “Philadelphia is notorious for this, but hopefully the fans who did this are the exception, not the rule.”

More likely, it will go down as another example of Philadelphia sports fans at their worst and add to their reputation as out-of-control, violent, destructive drunks and all-around sore losers.

“When I left Green Bay everyone said to be careful — the Philadelphia fans have a reputation,” said Peter Coenen, who still lives in Wisconsin and took his son to the game as an early birthday gift. “My son had a Green Bay Packers shirt on. As we drove in, they gave us the finger.”

The reputation dates to 1949 when fans threw glass bottles at an umpire for a bad call during a Phillies game. Incidents continued over the years, including the hurling of snowballs at Santa Claus at Franklin Field in 1968 and at the Dallas Cowboys at Veterans Stadium in 1989.

In April, Philadelphia Phillies fan Matthew Clemmens, 21, of Cherry Hill, N.J., became known as “Pukemon” after he purposely vomited on other Phillies fans, an 11-year-old girl and her father, an off-duty Easton police captain.

Coenen, 40, who grew up 20 miles south of Green Bay’s historic Lambeau Field, has been a Packers fan all his life. While working on his master’s degree at Lehigh University in Bethlehem, he embarked on research that eventually became a book, “From Sandlots to the Super Bowl: The National Football League 1920-1967.”The book ends with the Green Bay Packers winning the first Super Bowl in NFL history.

Coenen, who now teaches at Lehigh as well as Mercer County Community College in New Jersey, said he became well aware of Philly fans’ reputation during his research and from living in the Lehigh Valley for 18 years. And he admitted he should have known better than to wear Packers clothing to Sunday’s game.

After paying $25 to park, Coenen said he and his father stayed in the car listening to the Ravens-Chiefs AFC playoff game on the radio while a group of drunken young men carried on outside. Once inside the stadium, Coenen said he and his father enjoyed friendly banter with the Eagles fans.

“We had a very positive experience … until we went to the parking lot and the car was pretty well trashed,” Craig Coenen said.

Another car belonging to Green Bay fans met a similar fate, Coenen said. The owners, from Maryland, filed a police report at the same time as Coenen. He said they all agree the likely culprits were the group of six men in their 20s who were parked between them in a black extended-cab pickup truck.

“By the time we got back, the truck was gone and there was an empty case of Busch Light,” Craig Coenen said. “And someone had vomited in the parking spot as well.”

This isn’t the first time an out-of-towner had a car vandalized at a Philadelphia sporting event. In May, Flyers fans are suspected of vandalizing a car with a Canadian license plate belonging to a sports writer for the Montreal Gazette. He wrote a column about the city’s lack of brotherly love and the damage to his car, which included a flat tire and broken-off bug deflector. He wrote that Philadelphia fans may be as bad as Montreal fans, who booed the U.S. national anthem a few weeks earlier.

Coenen sees no comparison between fans in Philadelphia and Green Bay.

“The Packer fans are very cordial with fans who come to Lambeau Field,” he said, adding he feels confident even Eagles fans would “be treated nicely” there.

And he said he’ll never venture to another game in Philly.

“I still love football; it’s great,” Craig Coenen said. “And I’m very happy the Packers won — even more so, the Eagles are done for the season.

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Commentor exemplifies the Philly mentality

January 10th 2011

This angry person commented on several posts in the wee hours of this morning. Instead of approving them individually, I believe his remarks are worthy of a new post dedicated entirely to him. Through his comments, this person perfectly demonstrates the mentality of so many Philly residents.

I understand that many Philadelphians strongly disagree with my opinion and with those who share my view of their city. That’s fine. I respect that. But threatening to shoot a person whose views differ from yours? Saying you’re glad 9/11 happened and that you wish nyc would get attacked again?

This is the work of a seriously deranged mind. Unfortunately, these comments exemplify the type of attitude that runs rampant here. Like I said in another post, there are many truly good people in Philadelphia, but there are way too many bad apples here. They ruin the city. That’s a shame.

Check out the comments this guy made (I assume it’s a man but who knows) along with a link to the related post. Notice the lovely grammar and punctuation. Anything in bold print, I have added for emphasis. Read on friends….



heather, shut up stop crying because you cant handle philly fans.. sounds to me that no one wants to see your ugly giants and yankees flags. fat sack of jersey shit.
http://whyihatephilly.com/philly-worst-sports-fans/flyers-fans-vandalize-reporters-car/


The texan, you really have no idea what you are talking about. You just made yourself look like an idiot..
http://whyihatephilly.com/philly-news-links/webcam-school-spying/


HAHAHHAHA this page is so pathetic all these faggots busting on philly food, get out of here. Anthony your gayass post made me laugh going through a little history of the steak sandwich? hahahha dude you sound like the biggest pussy if i knew what you looked like and saw you in philly i would shoot your fucking guts out because of how dumb you sound. go suck nyc’s little chode you bitch nyc smells like reeking sewage and you cant even drive in the city because its a shithole
http://whyihatephilly.com/bad-food-in-philly/cheesesteak-pretzels/


all these faggots keep glorifying nyc you make me glad 9/11 happened and i hope all you faggots in nyc get bombed again because its what you all deserve hhahahahaha fuck you philly haters go get bombed you big nose jew yorkers
http://whyihatephilly.com/terrible-philadelphia-driving/the-great-car-cut-off-saga/

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A Tourist’s Guide to Driving in Philadelphia

December 21st 2010

To all the innocent people that come to Philadelphia to visit historic sites, be forewarned. There is very little brotherly love on the streets of Philadelphia. Traffic rules, among many other things, are a little different here. Heed this advice:

1. If you are stopped at a red light and the car in front of you does not immediately take off when the light turns green, bide your time. Do not honk your horn. If you do, you’re likely to be the recipient of an obscene gesture and/or an angry scream. At the very least a dirty look.

2. There are lots of intersections with four-way stop signs. Should you come to a complete halt at one of these stop signs, you run the danger of being rear-ended by the car behind you. Philadelphians think that stopping is optional. They really enjoy playing traffic director and waving you on to go at one of these intersections though. Go figure.

3. The three second following rule does not apply in Philadelphia. Tailgating is a way of life here. Be prepared to have cars drive about one car length behind you going 60 mph.

4. When you’re driving on the highway, if a car in another lane in front of you puts on their blinker to change into your lane, they will make the lane change regardless if you’re in the way or not. They do not understand that turn signals are meant to show intention. They seem to think it’s the equivalent of a mobile yield sign.

5. Speaking of yield signs, they are for the most part ignored in Philadelphia. Do not presume that you have the right of way in any situation. If you are driving in a lane and see another lane converge into yours with a clearly marked yield sign in that other lane, be aware that the cars entering won’t necessarily yield to you. It’s more likely that they’ll cut you off. Speaking of cutting you off……

6. As you come upon any intersection, beware of cars pulling out in front of you. Turning right on red is allowed except where marked otherwise. Yet many Philadelphia drivers merely slow down before making a right on red. It doesn’t matter if a car is approaching. Nine times out of ten they’ll cut you off instead of stop.

6. Slow way down if you happen to come across a school with a flashing 15mph speed limit sign. This is the one and only traffic rule that is almost universally obeyed in the Philadelphia area.

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These are the people in your neighborhood

September 4th 2010

My new dog and her need for walks has forced me into exploring my immediate surroundings. On the way I’ve met plenty of neighbors.

Observing people’s reactions has been interesting. Keep in mind my dog is ridiculously cute.

The first thing I notice most is a guarded hostility. Almost all teenagers are way too cool to even notice us. Lots of older women smile immediately and just have to stop and pet the cutie.

Obviously I find the guarded hostility most interesting. There’s something similar that happens on the streets in nyc. The difference is that in Philly, the hostility part of it is pretty heavy. In nyc, it’s more of a guarded speculation.

Maybe it’s the adorable canine, maybe it’s the big smile I give to everyone, but for the most part, the hostility usually eases up pretty quickly. Then it’s like a ray of sunshine opens and they’re willing to say hi and be civil. More than that, they’re actually friendly and nice!

Who knows, behind closed doors these people could be nailing cats to dartboards or getting on their knees to lick the floors. That’s true anywhere. What strikes me is the friendliness of so many of the people I’ve met during my strolls.

In my old neighborhood, actors and models used to stop to pet my dog. Here, people who look like they haven’t showered in a month pet my new dog. The way they look and who they are doesn’t matter. Decency and respect do and lately I’ve seen some of that here in Philadelphia. Imagine that!

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